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Privacy Policy & Disclosures

Last revised: October 2026 • Valid for ThisPersonShouldntExist.com

1. Overview & Core Philosophy

At ThisPersonShouldntExist.com, we hold user privacy and data security in the highest regard. We do not request, harvest, buy, or sell your personal information, email address, physical location, or sensitive identifiers.

2. Local Storage Usage

When you nominate an archetype on the "Submit" page or dismiss the satirical warning banner, that preference is saved locally on your device via HTML5 Local Storage (localStorage). This data never leaves your device and is not transmitted to our servers or third-party databases. You can clear your local data at any time by clearing your browser cache and cookies.

3. Advertising on the Open Web & Cookies

To support hosting and maintenance, this website may display advertisements from trusted third-party ad networks across the open web (such as Google AdSense, OpenWeb, or programmatic SSP partners).

  • Third-party vendors, including advertising networks, use cookies or web beacons to serve ads based on prior visits to this website or other websites across the Internet.
  • You may opt out of personalized advertising by visiting your browser's privacy settings or by navigating to www.aboutads.info/choices or Google Ad Settings.

4. Analytics & Log Files

Like standard web hosts (e.g., Vercel), server infrastructure automatically records anonymous technical request data such as browser agent type, general country code, referring URL, and page request timestamps to ensure uptime, prevent DDoS attacks, and diagnose infrastructure health. These logs are aggregated and anonymous.

5. Children's Online Privacy Protection (COPPA)

This website is intended for general audiences who appreciate dark comedy and satire. We do not knowingly collect personal information from individuals under the age of 13.

6. Contact & Legal Inquiries

For any copyright notices, legitimate legal inquiries, or privacy inquiries regarding satirical content, please reach out through the official project repository or designated domain administrator channels.