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Portrait depicting Tomás de Torquemada

Historical dossier · 1420 – 1498 (Spain)

Tomás de Torquemada

The Grand Inquisitor

Fanatic Cult LeaderHistorical infamy score
Terrible Metric90 / 100

The driving fanatic behind the Spanish Inquisition. Engineered the expulsion, torture, and burning at the stake of thousands in the name of piety and religious conformity.

The historical record

More than the legend

Tomás de Torquemada, a Dominican friar, became Spain's first Grand Inquisitor in 1483. He reorganized the Inquisition's tribunals and supported the Alhambra Decree, which ordered Jews to leave Spain or convert. Execution totals vary across sources, but the institution used coercive interrogation and punishment to enforce religious conformity.

A fictional first-person defense

In their own (invented) words

I was not building an apparatus of persecution; I was building a very large filing system for deciding who counted as sufficiently correct. Every tribunal had rules, every rule had a seal, and every seal had a man who could say this was all regrettable but necessary. One does wonder why the paperwork required so many prisons.

This satirical monologue is original fiction, not a historical quotation.

The part the excuses leave out

This invented defense satirizes bureaucratic self-justification. It does not excuse the forced conversions, expulsions, imprisonment, and executions associated with the Inquisition under Torquemada's leadership.