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Portrait depicting Ivan IV (Ivan the Terrible)

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Ivan IV (Ivan the Terrible)

The Original Raging Monarch

Tyrant & DictatorHistorical infamy score
Terrible Metric91 / 100

First Tsar of Russia who created the Oprichnina (a grim squad dressed in black riding horses with severed dog heads) and accidentally killed his own son and sole competent heir in a sudden fit of rage.

The historical record

More than the legend

Ivan IV became the first crowned tsar of Russia in 1547. His reign included administrative reforms and territorial expansion, followed by the oprichnina, a system of repression that devastated communities. Historians generally believe he fatally struck his son during an argument, though details come through sources with their own agendas.

A fictional first-person defense

In their own (invented) words

I modernized the state, strengthened its institutions, and then discovered that governing people is much easier when everyone is terrified of disappointing you. The oprichnina was not a personal grudge collection; it was a highly exclusive administrative department with horses. The family incident was, regrettably, a failure of executive temperance.

This satirical monologue is original fiction, not a historical quotation.

The part the excuses leave out

Ivan's epithet is often translated as β€œthe Terrible,” but its older sense is closer to formidable or fearsome. That nuance does not soften the documented repression, the Novgorod massacre, or the likely killing of his heir.